Women Who Aren't Feminists

I'm getting really sick of hearing random celebrity chicks say, "I'm not a feminist" and then follow that up with a totally feminist opinion.

I mean, SICK. BURNING ANUS SICK.

So here's a list of things you (you meaning non-feminist women) can do to mitigate this.

1. Stop saying feminist things. If you're not a feminist, then no you don't believe in equality, or an end to various forms of oppression, or whatever. Those are feminist beliefs.

2. Don't vote. Remember, it was those nasty feminists that got women the vote, and you're not one of them, right?

3. Don't ever disagree with a man. Having your own opinions is, again, one those nasty feminist things.

This list could go on and on, but I hope you get my drift.

And by the way, I am a feminist, so I get to do all of those things. Nyah.