Where is everyone's spirit of adventure?

This TSA thing has got me thinking. Everyone is outraged, but no one wants to take this opportunity to make the best of a bad thing. So I have some suggestions for how to cope with the grope:

1. Wear a condom, if you're a guy.
   
2. Buy a set of adult cloth diapers, run them through the wash, and only dry them partway.
   
3. Wear a short skirt and no underwear.
   
4. Stick a car air freshener in you undershorts, and when they pull it out, tell them you're just trying to make their job easier.
   
5. Run to the head of the line, pull off all your clothes, and hand the security person a tube of lube and a dominatrix mask.
   
6. Wear a schoolgirl outfit and carry a lollipop.
   
7. Mesh shirt, cowboy boots, thong underwear, red lipstick, and NOTHING ELSE. For guys and gals.(This is great for those stores with the signs that say, "No shirt, no shoes, no service" too.)
   
8. Buy a small plastic toy. Put it in a ziploc baggie, and attach a string. Fit it into the orifice of choice, with the string coming up out of your waistband. When they pull it out, tell them they're welcome to keep it.